Starbound ClawShell Service

The Revenge of the lobster boss. You read that right! The lobster man is back and angrier than ever! Now with his very own postal service, he’s striving to become the best of the best! Now with his very own postal service, he’s striving to become the best of the best! HOWEVER, and this a big however, hence the capital letters, lobster boss has a robot working for him that isn’t very nice to him. (Sad face in the chat pls)

Your job, as a new hire is to make sure you can deliver packages fast and efficiently! You’ll be instructed to sort these badboys out.

To sort packages, let’s just pretend you’re.. an idiot.. press the corresponding button to match the package to the package box. Mind the timer, you’re on a timer here, unless that was difficult to pick up as well.

That out of the way, you’ll now have to embark on the journey to your packages destination. But watch out, some jackass has put cones everywhere.

avoid them by jumping over them. (duh, why am I even writing this, there’s instructions in the game..)

Now for the fun part: you gonna have to drift, like full on tokyo-but-not-in-tokyo drift. (idk, I don’t watch anime)

Score over 10, or you suck.

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Features: Lobster man that bullies robot. Countless hours of verbal abuse towards ChatGPT Nifty controller support*Ported to absurd consoles you probably never gonna try. EPIC mailman rap.

Easter eggs: 2 Continue reading if you’re a lame-o spoiler robin.

Mailman Rap: Press the logo in the main HUB, or on controller press ABXY at the same time until the song changes.

Work for DHL: Score under 10 points, and something will happen